Hey! Did you know:
- sex is okay
- so is masturbation
- watching porn won’t make you impure
- one night stands are okay too
- having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
- even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
- sex with the same gender is alright
- not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
- your body your choice no matter your gender
- shaming other people for who they have sex with, how much they have sex, and even their kinks make you NOT okay!
recreate a video game/movie/tv show cover using only comic sans and clipart
KHALEESIS GET SHIT DONE
wherever you are
and wherever i am.
(dry media brushes + handwriting)
“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.
This is so useful
No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference.
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
- c-a-n i t-o-u-c-h y-o-u-r b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
- c-a-n a-i t-u-ch y-o-r b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:
Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?
Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:
Sorry for the blurry quality.
damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around
not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS
LIKE GOOD LORD
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST
Okay look, I just had to bring these back now that I have actual followers BECAUSE I STILL THINK IT’S HILARIOUS. I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT I’M LAUGHING AT MY OWN JOKE and I don’t even care if every one of you is too damn young to understand Hair Club For Men jokes.
So at one point (okay kind of continuously) I had a mental breakdown about Teen Wolf’s wolf make-up and like what’s even with the eyebrows (and the lack of them) and why do they suddenly have muttonchops and like if you shaved them, could they switch to human and then back into a wolf again I mean would it be like rebooting their muttonchops? I just couldn’t deal. And then somebody pointed out that Jeff Davis thinks that he’s somehow signaling the characters’ moral alignment by way of whether they have eyebrows or not and I just lost my shit. And then I made these. Because reasons. THE END.
This is the funniest damn thing. OMFG.
LAUGHING SO HARD I MIGHT ACTUALLY THROW UP, JESUS TAKE THE FUCKING WHEEL